So, there is sometimes ill do these things….i’m not proud of it ok, well actually that’s a lie i am but you know!
Ill sometimes tell John I’m away upstairs to tidy up, but ill end up sitting in bed watching an episode or 2 of a programme I’m right in to on Netflix and leave him downstairs watching Disney Jr with Grayson and the pup!
Ill only ever shave the bits people are going to see if I’m going out. Or if i can ill wear tights to hide the fact that i haven’t shaved my legs in weeks cause i keep forgetting and plus your lucky if all my showers last longer than 60 seconds!!
Ill sometime pretend to be asleep on a Friday night/Saturday morning/Saturday night and Sunday morning, so John has to get up with Grayson! Like i literally will not move an inch, i will not twitch my eyes….sometime i even try and not breathe! That’s bad…right!!
Ill sometimes make plans with people, then if we have had a busy week and i want a day in the house, ill cancel the plans and act all upset about it , but really I’m in my comfies, hair up bra off doing a happy dance cause we don’t have to leave the house and socialise today!!
Sometimes i clean the living room using baby wipes because i CBA getting the polish out!
When i have a good or bad parenting day ill celebrate with a gin…or 2!!
Sometimes ill go to bed early so i can watch Grayson sleep!
What are your dirty secrets…..?